Quick Survival Kit for 12/21/12

FYI, The world is coming to an end tomorrow and if you’re not prepared like those obsessed preppers then you’re screwed. Don’t worry I’ll be on the same boat as you. I’ve thought of a quick survival kit you could put together in a backpack when the ball of fire or whatever they think is going to happen, happens.

1. Toothbrush and toothpaste. Can’t fight the world like they do on ‘Revolution’ with bad breath.

2. Deodorant

3. A pocket knife with a bunch of different blades

4. A flask with liquor in it of course

5. The first season of ‘The Walking Dead’ just to have it

6. Flint and steel

7. Charmin tissue paper for wiping

8. Chapstick for chapped lips and kissable lips

9. Extra underwear!

10. Box of condoms

11. Bottles of water

12. First aid kit

13. Batteries

14. Flashlight

15. Seeds

16. Blanket

17. Compass

Quick and easy. Now go prepare your backpack and if the world doesn’t come to an end tomorrow (12/21/12) you can have a good laugh at those preppers who spent all that $$$ on preparing.

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