That’s it! I’m done! I’m going to gather up cattle of people to join my army, army to destroy any Christmas decorations or trees we see BEFORE Thanksgiving!
Why is everyone in a rush to get to Christmas? Of course it’s the best holiday of the year, but seriously the decorations need to stop. I don’t want to see a Christmas tree during Thanksgiving dinner. I don’t recall any history books talking about the Indians and pilgrims enjoying their big fat turkey with a Christmas tree all decorated to the left. Do you?
I’m not 100% traditional, but traditionally a Christmas tree is put up on Christmas Eve. Now that’s a bit much waiting till the day of, but the appropriate time is DECEMBER! Heck, the people over at Rockefeller Center wait until December to do the tree lighting.
Yeah, yeah, it’s your house do as you please, but to me it’s disrespectful, yes disrespectful to all the delicious turkeys that have been butchered to feed your butts! They can’t even get one day to themselves where it’s all about them. As my old pal Michelle Tanner would say, “how rude!”
Please can we try to wait until Thanksgiving– AT LEAST?