I am absolutely in love with my daughter! As my best friend said, “I would eat my son’s crap!” Yeah, she said it I’m not even lying!
Well I decided to give you a few points on why you too may want to have a child…
They have super-powers right from the get:
-They can fart and burp at the same time.
-They smile at you and cry at the same time. Yeah, it’s possible.
-Vomit with a smile.
-Protrude their vomit very far like their trying to win a gold medal.
-Little boys like to point and aim their pee at whatever and whomever! BEWARE!
Who else can do that??? Okay- who else can do that while being cute!?
On top of the great pointers I listed, they also tell funny stories and give you the truth like nobody else!
I got this story from the Parents magazine under the “Baby Bloopers Section.”
The mother of a 4-year-old wrote: Before we went out, I put socks with a fire-truck logo on my son. He pulled them off and said, “Those are only for emergencies!” Funny right? Kids are hilarious! I have stories for days with my 5-year-old niece like the next story I’m going to tell you.
This story is funny, but very hurtful- to me. A quick fact before I tell you this story; I’ve had my dog “Chi-Chi” for some wonderful 9 long years. Okay here it goes! During a family BBQ a couple of weeks ago my 5-year-old niece aka Rugrat, comes to me and says “You know Chi-Chi is going to die.” I turned all the way to face her and said ” No, she’s going to live forever!”
“How old is she?” she asks.
“Well she’s old she has to die.”
Again I shout, “NO! She’s going to live forever!”
“oooook” and walks away.
I couldn’t stop laughing, but it was so mean!!! Kids know way too much! This is me and my Chi-Chi during my pregnancy in May:
So if all that STILL did not convince you then your out of luck because that’s all I’ve got. No one is ever 100% ready that only happens on TV. FYI I am so not condoning kids having kids. I didn’t think I was ready, but once they are in your arms you find a life worth living for.
Now that’s LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT <3